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# Script: New-Thriller.ps1
# Version: 1.0
# Author: Jeffery Hicks
#    http://jdhitsolutions.com/blog
#    http://twitter.com/JeffHicks
# Date: 1/10/2011
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# Comments:
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# "Those who neglect to script are doomed to repeat their work."
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#feel free to add your own elements.
$Title="The Omega Plan","Deep Rising","The Last Man Standing","Running on Empty","Paradise City","THe Hidden Door"
$Name="Jack Frost","Paul Bunyan","Roy Biv","Art Deco","Jim Shorts"
$first=($name | Get-Random).Split()[0]
$Former="Navy SEAL","Army Ranger","NASA shuttle astronaut","Green Beret","NSA analyst","Secret Service agent","CIA agent","IT administrator","Delta Team commander"
$villian="The Society","The Guild","SPECTRE","The Brotherhood","The Guardians of the Rose","Google","Microsoft","The Illuminati"
$family="son","daughter","wife","mother","father","dog","hamster","sister","brother","twin" | Get-Random
$tragedy="the tragic loss of his $family","the nightmares of war","a missing library book","a toothache","a fear off flying"
$mystery="Clippy","Macchu Pichu","meatloaf","Atlantis","the missing Mayans","alien abductions","Easter Island","chocolate covered bacon","the last pharoah"
$backdrop="ancient Egypt","ancient Greece","Istanbul","Omaha",",Singapore","Antarctica","the Hindu Kush","the Amazon rain forest"

"""{0}"" finds {1} in the middle of an extraordinary adventure that will push him
beyond the breaking point. A former {2}, {3} finds himself trapped in the middle of
a series of catastrophic events unleashed by {4} that threaten not only his sanity 
but the very fabric of society. Haunted by {5}, {3} must overcome a complex and 
diabolic plot surrounding the mystery of {6}. Set amidst the exotic backdrop of 
{7}, {3} will make a discovery that will change his world, and ours, forever. But 
can he do it before time runs out?" -f ($title | get-random),($name | Get-Random),($former | Get-Random),$first,($villian | Get-Random),($tragedy | Get-Random),($mystery | Get-Random),($backdrop | Get-Random)